Archiv für Dezember 2008

So, finally this year comes to an end and this is our last entry this year. And to present something special we’ve got two premieres today. Today’s tweet is not a tweet but a dent and it’s from a frechman. You will find out the significance of the latter soon. We took a dent, that is an entry from identi.ca, because TMI do come up there nowadays as well. So for us the content is important, not the name of the entry.

It’s not a too easy task for guys to pleasure girls. As a cool guy you’re supposed to know. It’s enough for girls to smile and wait. Guys get the pressure. Within a guest article I was thinking about those poor germans that are not well known to be good lovers. This is different with their french combatants.

A french lover seems to be a guy that knows how to treat girls right, when to talk and when to kiss. Kaysha is one of that kind, a guy that can make girls moan. See his open shirt, his body and the cross upon his chest. Body and soul seem to act in harmony.

But, uh, sometimes things slip away from his attention…

So welcome to the world of french lovers. A world that starts with the question: “What things do I miss today and could it be I accidentially left them in a girl’s vagina? And whose vagina?”

But it shouldn’t be much of a problem for a french lover to get things right. A phone call will do. “Hi! Do you remember me from last night? I’m missing my keys. Did you find something in your vagina this morning, that was not supposed to be there?”

Christmas is the time of having fun, getting presents and eating. And we all hope you’re having fun in that sense. But as you can imagine TMIs don’t stop with christmas.
In a broad sense Christmas is a ying and yang thing. You give presents, you get presents, you visit people, people visit you, you’re eating tons of food and meet that stuff again…

Well, in hoping you’re going to listen also to other christmas tunes this year: Merry Christmas wherever you are!

Der Klassiker des NDR 2 – Duos Stenkelfeld als Audio-

Link: MP3

… und als Video-Version:

Am Sonntag hat sich STERN-Chefredakteur Hans-Ulrich Jörges bei Alexander Kluge hingesetzt und gemeint, man hätte die Finanzkrise kommen sehen können. Er habe dies schon in einem kritischen Artikel im September 2007 getan. Angela Merkel sei seitens der Amerikaner in Kenntnis gesetzt worden, dass 3 Billionen Dollar auf der Kippe stehen, “vernichtet” zu werden. Merkel und Steinbrück, die seiner Ansicht nach alles alleine auskungeln, hätten einschreiten können. Hätten einschreiten müssen. Hätten das Finanzgebaren intensiver kontrolieren und regulieren müssen. Stattdessen habe man die Hände in den Schoß gelegt und nichts getan. Ein Jahr lang nichts.

Jetzt klingt das irgendwie so, als ob Merkel nur ihr Superman-Kostüm aus dem Schrank rausholen hätte müssen und schon wäre die Krise innerhalb eines Jahres für Deutschland wesentlich abgefederter angekommen. Dabei ist Jörges’ Kommentar bei weitem nicht so alarmierend, wie er ihn zu lesen scheint. Er klingt darin eher wie der Ausplauderer von Schlechtwetterhalbwahrheiten, die kein Leser genau einzuschätzen vermag. Ein Appell an die Regierung lese ich schon gar nicht daraus.

Aber okay, so gut kenne ich mich mit den politischen Chancen vergangener Tage nicht aus. Aber Jörges nahm, wie ansatzweise auch schon in seinem Artikel, noch die Gelegenheit wahr, das Finanzgebaren als Kulturzeitenwende zu deuten. Es werde entweder so sein, dass solche Bohlensendungen im Fernsehen noch schlimmer werden würden oder es gäbe eine vollkommene Abkehr von derartigen Sendungen. Die Überbewertung von Geld führt nach Jörges also zu einer Unterbewertung von Kultur. Das Übermaß des Einen erniedrigt das andere. Ying und Yang.

So sieht es der Chefredakteur des STERN, einem Lifestyle-Magazin, das sich nun wirklich wie kein anderes Blatt aktiv gegen die Bohlens dieser Welt engagiert.

It’s christmas time. It’s time to get some presents for the beloved. Most guys are known for not being too smart in chosing the right present. So they better listen to their girls because if girls know their guys they drop their wishes in what they say from time to time. Otherwise they have to think about it themselves and risk to chose exactly the wrong item.
Drinkbourbon clearly has sniffed on the wrong item:

Is it just the metaphor drinkbourbon wants to point out or the richness of scents he has smelled so far?

I’m not jealous of him having these smell experiences if it’s that what he’s talking about. A young hooker’s menstrual flow must be more attractive to him in that case, although that kind of substances ain’t something that is kept in your body for years.

Anyway, I still haven’t improved in telling you how to get the best present. Chosing the right present just doesn’t seem to be a guy’s thing.

There’s always something about Sarah Palin giving interviews:

Sometimes there are discussions starting because of headlines of daily papers. Last week such a headline in Germany dealt with the sexual life of a star.

There must be something about discussing the frequencies of stars having sex. David Duchovny thinks he has to much and more people are interested in that topic than in his tv show, where he’s playing a guy having too much sex. Whereas in the USA that topic is more an object of humour it was taken more seriously in Luxembourg:

In english: “Fuck! I read while getting rolls: Heino’s got more sex than me. Dirty old prick.”

Heino is a german folk music star who turned 70 last saturday and told the press he’s having sex 3 times a week. So in this case it’s not just about being interested in the sexual habits of a star. It’s about comparing your own sexual life to that of a star. Papierfrau seems to be the loser of that comparison, which means she’s having sex less than three times a week. I guess what you think right about now is: How much is okay?

Anyhow to Papierfrau the subject is not a nice one, either due to not having a sexual life that’s worth making a headline of or due to losing a comparison about having sex to a 70 year old folk music star.

It even gets worse as she catches a glimps of the headlines on the next morning:

In english: “The media still deal with Heino’s sexual life. I don’t want to get informed about that, because if, I’ll start figuring that scene *fear*”

What a curious thing about the human brain. Although neither Heino’s music nor the imagination of Heino having sex seem to be enjoyable occurrences to papierfrau it’s still interesting at first glace to think about the frequences of him having sex.

It doesn’t help her anyhow and just keeps piling TMIs.