Sometimes there are discussions starting because of headlines of daily papers. Last week such a headline in Germany dealt with the sexual life of a star.

There must be something about discussing the frequencies of stars having sex. David Duchovny thinks he has to much and more people are interested in that topic than in his tv show, where he’s playing a guy having too much sex. Whereas in the USA that topic is more an object of humour it was taken more seriously in Luxembourg:

In english: “Fuck! I read while getting rolls: Heino’s got more sex than me. Dirty old prick.”

Heino is a german folk music star who turned 70 last saturday and told the press he’s having sex 3 times a week. So in this case it’s not just about being interested in the sexual habits of a star. It’s about comparing your own sexual life to that of a star. Papierfrau seems to be the loser of that comparison, which means she’s having sex less than three times a week. I guess what you think right about now is: How much is okay?

Anyhow to Papierfrau the subject is not a nice one, either due to not having a sexual life that’s worth making a headline of or due to losing a comparison about having sex to a 70 year old folk music star.

It even gets worse as she catches a glimps of the headlines on the next morning:

In english: “The media still deal with Heino’s sexual life. I don’t want to get informed about that, because if, I’ll start figuring that scene *fear*”

What a curious thing about the human brain. Although neither Heino’s music nor the imagination of Heino having sex seem to be enjoyable occurrences to papierfrau it’s still interesting at first glace to think about the frequences of him having sex.

It doesn’t help her anyhow and just keeps piling TMIs.