Every man that is in a relationship with a woman knows the read-the-signs-thing. As a man you’re supposed to read signs a woman gives. This can be easy as you’re just giving enough attention to your girl. But sometimes you think: Ouh, there are no signs.

That could be right, but mostly the female answer to that assumption is: “There were signs. You were just not able to read them. Because you are a man. An insensitive, boneheaded man as all men are. I should have known that. I should have listened to my parents…” and so on.

So let’s have a try in dealing with the problem. Eva84 is a woman that’s new on twitter. Sometimes she talks about her cat. Sometimes she talks about her pussy. The difficulty is: She uses the same word (“Muschi”) for both.

First example:

(“My pussy while catching mice.”) Well, that’s easy: Here she talks about her cat. You’ll easily get to know that if you follow the link. There’s really no other alternative to think about. Think about that.

Second example:

(“Pussy’s itching from shaving.”) This doesn’t deal with the cat, does it? How would you know a cat’s suffering from shaving? Btw, why would you shave her?

Right, the last one is really difficult. No signs to read. No further useful indications. You can just believe what you think is right:

(“Caressing the pussy.”)